geeses:

if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore

rabioheab:

are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth 

tardis221b:

when you wake up from a particularly disturbing dream and just stare at the ceiling for a while like what crevice of my mind did that even seep from 

Have you ever felt so strongly abut something that

rneerkat:

*police lays arm on your head* youre under a wrist

age 16: ONCE I TURN 18 I'M MOVING OUT MOM I HATE YOU I HATE THIS PLACE
age 18: hey mom can you get me another bowl of cereal